t Double Yellow's Musings: Uniquely Singapore Guide for Neighbor Quarrels
The warped mind of Double Yellow craves for humor everyday. His daily dose comes from The Straits Times, The Sunday Times, Today, Channelnewsasia, etc. He also thinks that because of this preamble, this blog will never get featured in the local media. And of course, please read the Disclaimer before embarking on the journey.

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Uniquely Singapore Guide for Neighbor Quarrels

Going by letters to the newspaper over the last week,



From here



And here

…. it looks like Singaporeans have neighbor problems. In order to resolve this issue, Singaporeans follow a distinctive guide.

- make louder noise than your neighbor
- close all doors and windows and make your flat sound-proof
- comprain to the police
- comprain to your town council
- comprain to your MP
- write a letter to the newspaper

Everything except talking to the neighbor and attempting to resolve the problem.

Somehow, if a neighbor thinks he is Nelly till wee hours of the morning or Wayne Rooney in the soccer court below your block, it’s the gahmen’s problem. They need to do something about this menace. The law-abiding Singaporean will inform the gahmen of the problem, maybe even offer some ‘uniquely Singaporean’ suggestions like fining noisy neighbors… once done, its not his/her problem anymore.

Maybe hor, Singaporeans need to start a petition to ban neighbors :)

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great article! Would love to read your thoughts on this post. http://www.todayonline.com/articles/97217.asp

7:10 PM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

haha anon, thanks! just read the article... lemme see what i can come up wif :)

7:26 AM  

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