In a Country far far away....
Someone: Where are you from?
Someone: Isn't that the country where you still have the death penalty?
Me: Er... is that the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear about Singapore?
Someone: Its all over the news. You people are hanging a guy transiting through your country with drugs.
Me: What else have you heard about Singapore?
Someone: You guys ban chewing gum and cane people for vandalizing
Me: Great... what else?
Someone: What else?
Me: Yeah, what else do you know about Singapore?
Me: Dude, thats pathetic. You should read up more.
Someone: Why should I? You guys have the death penalty....
Me (*bangs head on wall*): You guys are hopeless
Singapore badly needs a PR campaign. They almost think we are on par with North Korea. For my part, I have invited this someone to come to Singapore for a week so that I can introduce him to Singapore National Education so that he will appreciate our