Wake Up!! You are in Singapore
Where in the world am I?
By that, I guess the respondents meant that they wanted to know whether they missed their stop in Eunos and ended up in Woodlands. But our scholarship-holding ingenious civil servants took the rhetorical answer literally. In their drive to impress the upper echelons of the gahmen with their customer service attitude, they decided to put up a sign that said.... [drumroll] .... Singapore!
Now I can clearly understand the rationale behind raising the transport fares. Such innovative features in our bus will ensure that Singapore