Buying over Malaysia
Here IS a DUDE who CLAIMS that HE has PURCHASED twelve MALAYSIAN properties IN three YEARS. And YET the BEST he CAN do IS to PUT out AN ad THAT reads LIKE…er, this sentence :) What happened to that gorgeous supermodel or skimpily-clad celebrity who poses in front of his properties?
What’s more, he wants to share his secrets wif you. Yeah, he wants to tell you how to buy twelve Malaysian properties in three years. But what he does not tell you (at least in the ad) is what he stands to gain by telling you all these *whispers* secrets. The best part comes at the end....
I would like to personally invite you to this specially arranged meeting with me. It’s FREE but as I have only very limited space, you need to SMS now so that I may reserve a place for you. SMS NOW before all the seats are taken up. Your seat is confirmed once I receive your SMS.
Wah lau.... where got like this one? You have limited space yet once you receive my SMS, my seat is confirmed? And why must only SMS hor? So that you can get my handphone number and hound me later issit? If 3 million Singaporeans respond to his call and actually get 12 properties every 3 years, I think we might be able to buy over all of Malaysia in a few decades :)