t Double Yellow's Musings: Yet Another Toilet Innovation
The warped mind of Double Yellow craves for humor everyday. His daily dose comes from The Straits Times, The Sunday Times, Today, Channelnewsasia, etc. He also thinks that because of this preamble, this blog will never get featured in the local media. And of course, please read the Disclaimer before embarking on the journey.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Yet Another Toilet Innovation

I had suggested previously that Singapore is planning on becoming a Waste Hub. Now it looks like we are on-track towards that goal. It has been revealed that some poly dudes have invented an automated toilet cleaning system. How come ah, they chose this topic out of everything else the world has to offer? Better still, according to the teacher,

The students came up with their own ideas and have been very motivated and engaged. The best part is, it's something practical and meaningful.

Practical I can understand. But meaningful? Is Singapore planning to write the Philosophy of Toilets or something? And seriously, are you really telling me these students were super motivated when it came to testing their toilet cleaning machine? The students elaborated even further,

In women's toilets, soiled sanitary pads can be seen lying around on the floor, while in men's toilets, some users are in such a hurry that, well, they don't aim properly.

Well, I can understand these guys could aim improperly but how exactly did they get soiled sanitary pads to test hor? And in the first place, how they know? They go into ladies toilet and check izzit? :)

Also hor, this kind of project puts the cleaning aunty out of a job. Then you will be the cause for the aunty kenna retrenched. Den how? Can you live wif the guilt?

Aiyah, all you brilliant people go and invent something useful lah. Like a machine that slaps people who enter the MRT without letting all the passengers alight first or something that sends an electric shock to the driver of a car who cuts lane.


Blogger FixCon said...

LoL Interesting theory and invention. LoL I think students who invented the machine consist of female too. That's why they know. LoL But still it's hilarious to even have such a machine invented. haha

7:53 AM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

hey fixcon, the pitcher in the newspaper show that all team members were male leh. thats why i so curious :)

8:58 AM  
Blogger tausarpiah said...

*nods* cleaning auntie kena retrenched ... sigh. very valid leh.

and *nods nods* to the slap people on the MRT one, good good. good idea. poly dudes better invent something like that. i will buy. yah i better stop typing now before vulgarities come out thinking about those *vulgarities* on the platform

10:30 AM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

haha wows! me too, i will surely buy the slapping machine :) see lah, the demand there oredi. now those brilliant entreprenurial poly dudes to get their act together :)

6:10 PM  
Blogger zeenie said...

maybe the same electric shock therapy machine for those MRT passengers can also apply to those who dun get up for those who need the seats most?
Kill two birds wif one stone!

2:17 AM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

haha zeenie, spoken like an efficient s'porean :) yeah, those farts who pretend they are asleep when a pregnant lady steps in need to made to carry 2 tonnes of sewage and from stand in the train from Boon Lay to Pasir Ris!!

6:30 AM  
Blogger Heavenly Sword said...

It may not put local toilet-cleaning aunties out of job - we can export that product and ban the use of it in Singapore. :]

6:06 PM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

haha HS, i guess we could. it would put the cleaning aunties in other countries out of a job and before you know it, there will be a protest in front of the singapore emabssy :)

good to see you back. i thot u were going to be MIA for a coupla months....

8:44 PM  
Blogger Heavenly Sword said...

I came out for a breather...to relax...too stressed :]

7:55 AM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

HS, wish i cd take a break too... *sigh*

7:28 PM  

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