TT Durai for President - Top Ten Reasons
10. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and ischaemic heart disease
9. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.
8. He already knows the judges and ministers.
7. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.
6. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.
5. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.
4. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.
3. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.
2. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.
and the number 1 reason why TT Durai should be President is......
1. He needs a job.