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The warped mind of Double Yellow craves for humor everyday. His daily dose comes from The Straits Times, The Sunday Times, Today, Channelnewsasia, etc. He also thinks that because of this preamble, this blog will never get featured in the local media. And of course, please read the Disclaimer before embarking on the journey.

Thursday, August 11, 2005

TT Durai for President - Top Ten Reasons

Someone emailed this to me.... the top ten reasons why TT Durai should be President :)

10. Unlike Nathan, he doesn't have diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidaemia, and ischaemic heart disease

9. Unlike Nair, he doesn't have a known drinking problem.

8. He already knows the judges and ministers.

7. He is familiar with handling millions of dollars that do not belong to him.

6. He is used to being chauffeured around and flying first class.

5. A gold-plated tap won't look out of place in the Istana bathroom.

4. At least when you give to the President's Star Charity, you know it will go to the president.

3. He may be able to make the National Day Parade a profit-generating event.

2. There are guards outside the Istana to stop the walls from being vandalised.

and the number 1 reason why TT Durai should be President is......

1. He needs a job.

3 Comments:

Blogger Beng said...

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9:16 PM  
Blogger Beng said...

Hahaha... well said! And come to think of it, I'm wondering why are our TV stations taking so long to feature a "NKF Story: Durai's life after his resignation"? Wonder how our poor peanut CEO is doing now?

9:17 PM  
Blogger doubleyellow said...

haha beng, its probably ready oredi! but cannot show before GE mah...brings back bad memories to the masses. One week after GE and the celebration die down, then we will have a CNA exclusive :)

10:19 PM  

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