The Great Singapore Sex
“we got the idea from the sex exhibitions in Australia....”
Aah, so that is what being uniquely Singaporean means :) Do any of you remember the time when you felt squeamish about discussing “computer” and “furniture” stuff with your chewren? Maybe it was before my time but according to the organizer of the sex
“Just like how we have computer and furniture shows every year, a sex exhibition can be held to de-stigmatise sex.”
So I guess there was a time when you felt prudish when your chewren went…
“Dad, how do I cup the mouse?”
“Mom, why does the monitor need to have a protector every time we use it?”
“Dad, can I insert the USB stick into the socket now?”
“Mom, I promise not to spill anything on the sofa. Can we do away with the protector?”
“Dad, I’m bored with the current position of the tables and chairs. Can we rearrange them so that they fit the contours of the room better?"
Apparently, it was because of all those computer and furniture shows, you are today able to talk freely to your chewren about monitors, keyboards, sofas and tables. It’s because of such de-stigmatizing shows that today Sim Lim Square is the hub all of all computer activity in Singapore. I wonder where we will locate the hub of all sex activity in Singapore. Sorry hor, as much as would like it, cannot be your house :)
And since this sex
After intense deliberation and surprisingly no SMS vote from the public, the organizers have decided to include youth as part of the sex
Instructor: “You see dis…..dis the male sex organ. You take dis and insert it into the female sex organ. Ok? Very important to remember hor, cannot insert into male sex organ ok. If you do, you will ostracized by Singapore society, you cannot party, you might get AIDS and most importantly, give the impression that our gahmen is not doing its job in managing the AIDS problem. Everyone understand? Ok good. But dun try this wif your girlfriend ah. Must wait till you get married ok?"
Youth: But until den how?....sometimes cannot tahan you know....
Instructor: No probrem. You see dis…. dis is a blow up toy. Now you take dat and insert it into dis. Easy right? Better dan the lotion you use today right. $100 only…
Youth: But about us girls?
Instructor: No probrem. You see dis….dis is the dildo. You take dis and insert it into dat. Until you married, you can use dis. Who knows, after you married you may also need. Heheh, Only $75....
Looks like there is $$ to be made in promoting abstinence :)